Main article: Mad Jedidiah
- Small totem points must be at least 5
- Medium totem points must be exactly 0
- Large totem points must be exactly 0
- Crown totem points must be exactly 0
"Eh?!? Who's there? Oh, it's you, Sergeant! It's time for 'BACKSIES TOTEMS! Soldier, YOU have to get at least 5 SMALL totems and NO OTHER totems -- it's a matter or Life and Deaf! That is a direct ORDER! Ten HUP!"
"Ehehehe. There is hope yet. I may just take that DUCK POND after all. Great Gravy, the tide is turning... where are my Water WINGS?!?"
"No wonder we're LOSING this war! You are a disgrace, soldier. Don't you know that new Totem pieces only spawn when the current pieces are placed onto Totem Poles?!? Are those Bunny Slippers standard issue? They don't look shined!"
Strategies and Guides
Board: Dead Bog
|Mad Jedidiah Missions|
|Frontier Town Bounties|
|Pecos Bill • Shady Sam • Farmer Jeb • Pickaxe Pete • El Loco|
Daisy Day • Dr. Steelius • Fair Ground • Marge Queenie • Gatlin' Jim
Big John • Brother Beelzy • La Desperada • Sidewindin' Sid • Helmut von Helmet
|Black Anise • Corn-fed Zeb • Pierre LeRogue • Balik the Blade • Dynamite Daltry|
Fool's Gold • Hyacinth Barbosa • Sgt. Rusty • Unfair Ground • Sancho Cruz
Crackshot Maude • Los Calavera • Mustache Kid • The Shark • Mecha Moo
|Indian Trading Post Bounties|
|Artisan Joe • Cold Bart • Woody Burns • Sleeping Bull • Annie Sharp|
|Saul Bunyan • Divining Rodney • Wendy Gough • El Loco • Jacques Le'Trappe|
Wild Child • Big John • Smiling Crow • Potbelly Percy • Black Cloud
Eva Baxter • Zero3 Lumber-Jack • Luke McGraw • Mad Jedidiah • Gaunt Bukwas